I hope that s true, just for the sake of Antonio Cromartie s bank account. I have s fathered nine children by eight women (as (of 3 p.m. EST), and needed a $500,000 advance in 2010 to make outstanding child support payments. We re not sure Tebow s ever even kissed a girl. I am fairly positive I s never narrated to foot fetish video, as Ryan supposedly did. Tebow also has never been fined $50,000 for flipping a bird at fans. Or guaranteed his team will make the Super Bowl.
Or made fun of an upcoming opponent. Here’s hoping Tebow s mother stumbles into a Ryan press conference. I can t wait to see the NFL Films slow-motion replay of her washing Rex s mouth out with soap. Mrs. Tebow s boy will put his usual smiley face on Wednesday s trade, but I have to be disappointed. His goal is to be an NFL quarterback, not a novelty act and headline hog. For all his magic, Tebow completed 46.5 percent of his passes last year. I needs time and room to develop, and Green Bay or New England would have been ideal for that.
There would have been no QB controversy. Tebow could have worked on his passing skills and soaked up the institutional wisdom. With a lot of sweat and Tebowing, I might have developed into a genuine quarterback. Now I’ll be drowning in the wisdom of Ryan and offensive coordinator Tony Sparano. Neither is known for developing quarterbacks, though Sparano did come up with the Wildcat en Miami. Do Related on SN nike nfl jerseys Elway: Tebow took news of Manning deal with class Wednesday Mar 21 Tim Tebow traded to New York Jets Wednesday Mar 21 Inspired or insane? Breaking down the Tebow trade Wednesday Mar 21 Robert Griffin III sends strong message to Washington honchos Wednesday Mar 21 The Jets got Tebow as a gadget, and being a gadget will not enhance his chances of becoming Tom Brady. Click Sony to learn more. New York didn’t t even need an all-purpose threat, since it already has Joe McKnight. We don t need Tebow, Cromartie tweeted before the trade. We sell out every home game; Let him go to Jacksonville or Tampa or Miami. Sanchez has yet to weigh in. His last Twitter posting was Feb. 19. Got to see Linsanity, he said. Now he’s going to live it. If nothing else, this Odd Couple revival will be fun to watch from the outside. We can thank John Elway, who at least admired Tebow as a person. If I want somebody to marry my daughter, he said, it would be him. But if I wanted him to live happily ever after, Ryan was the last guy Tebow needed. FROM Yes Saints feeling pain of Trade suspensions to positive for the Jets